Ridiculous Rapture Rhetoric - Masterclass
CLASS COMING SOON - Available May 2024
Ex-vangelical people, I am SO glad you’re here because I have the most amazing offer for you!
I have this very special masterclass available on Ridiculous Rapture Rhetoric - Deconstructing from the fear of the Rapture Doctrine; available for 3 months only.
This class has 5 video lessons, which include a no BS, totally unhinged and extremely informative deep dive into the Rapture doctrine for only $50.
FIFTY DOLLARS!
That’s cheaper than a therapy session for your religious trauma syndrome.
Rhetoric is language designed to have a persuasive or impressive effect, but which is often regarded as lacking in sincerity or meaningful content and that’s exactly what the Rapture doctrine is.
Evangelical churches have convinced and persuaded people to think this is REAL and BIBLICAL when it is NOT.
As an ex-vangelical myself, I didn’t get to where I am now on my own. It has taken me 18 years to properly dissect, dissolve and deconstruct from the beliefs of my upbringing.
I have had a series of teachers, books and podcasts galore, personal experiences and of course my very assertive neurodivergent power of questioning authority figures.
Before deconstructing from this particular doctrine, surrounding the rapture and end times, I felt like I needed to do everything perfectly, just in case.
I was terrified of waking up to find my house empty, piles of clothes the only sign that the rapture had happened and I’d missed it.
Honestly, the amount of times I would shakily call out my parents names if I couldn’t find them was traumatising.
After being kicked out of the church, I drifted from from book to book and concept to concept.
I read ‘The Foundations of Christian Doctrine’ by Kevin J Conner, and ‘Learn the bible in 24 hours’ by Dr Chuck Missler, searching for answers to the questions I wasn’t ready to voice.
There was no real source or clear pathway ahead of me for this journey I was embarking on. The folks who wrote those books were soooooo convinced they were right in their beliefs.
But I wanted to know it deeper, challenge my own beliefs. I kept asking… Where are the critical texts?
I found ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins, but couldn’t get through it as his obvious disdain and dismissal of something that I still felt was real, was not nice. You could sense his opinion of christians as idiots a mile away.
I knew something wasn’t sitting right, but I couldn’t put my finger on it.
It also took FOREVER to read/listen/learn/filter/discard information in this manner.
SIDE NOTE: The rapture doctrine is not considered an indispensible doctrine in Christianity. You can take this class and STILL be a Christian.
This class is for you if….
You’re terrified of being left behind
You crave knowledge and facts around what scripture actually says
You want to dive deeper into the ‘why’ behind the rapture doctrine
You love to learn
You hate not knowing what you don’t know
You desire to have the facts to back up your current beliefs when questioned by family/friends who are still in the church
You’re concerned by the situation in Palestine and want to understand how Christian Zionism fits into the puzzle of foreign affairs
This mentorship is not for you if…
You are excited for the rapture
You hate thinking critically
You’d rather do it all on your own
You’re not sure if my teaching style is up your alley
Hana, this sounds amazing, but I have no idea what’s included yet!
Never fear, Hana is here, and this is what you can expect.
INCLUSIONS
5 video lessons
5 video lessons, delivered over the course of 5 days directly to your inbox, + a welcome video, so 6 in total.
Lessons cover the following;
Differing viewpoints (pre/mid/post tribulationism)
Which denominations believe in this (and why)
Is the Rapture actually in the bible?
Where does the doctrine come from?
Key rules for new exvangelicals when navigating changing beliefs
Religious Trauma Syndrome
is the Rapture the same as the Second Coming?
What does the book of Revelations actually say will happen?
Questions for personal reflection
Who authored the book of Revelations and how should we read it?
Context at the time of writing
Who is the antichrist?
Letters from Paul
Phobia indoctrination
Cult tactics
Christian Zionism and the real world impact of the rapture doctrine
Does the book of Revelation predict our future?
Predicting dates for the rapture & cognitive dissonance
Additional reading recommendations
So you can stop stressing over whether you’ll be left behind, and begin living a life free from fear!
Now, I want you to pour yourself a cup of tea, choose a comfy spot and get ready to break those chains of fear!
P.S. Yes, this is neurodivergent approved!
The reason this class comes in multiple lessons is to keep your attention occupied AND I keep it as fun and lighthearted as possible for this subject matter. It’s a dense topic, and delivering it all at once would be …. a lot.
I know you’re probably thinking this is an amazing offer but I want to tell you I have been selling classes for over 3 years now! I’ve been listed in bustle, womens day and best life and you’re probs thinking what’s the catch?
Well, the catch is it’s only available for 3 months, after that this class will be offered as a module in the ex-vangelical digital deconstruction course I am creating.
I’ve also been presenting classes and courses on the topics I love for over 3 years now.
Here’s what one of my students has to say:
”I participated in Hana's candle Magick class recently. The class was packed full of information for the novice witch, like myself. Tips galore. Hana is generous with her time and gives ample time for questions. I highly recommend Hana and any class she would teach!” - Danielle Deskins
Again, what you receive if you take this class is 5 days worth of video lessons direct to your inbox giving you a full blown, easy to understand, look at the rapture doctrine and why it is FALSE so you can deconstruct from the fear associated with the rapture.
You’ll see the straight-forward tips and suggestions for dealing with family and friends still in the church. And, you will walk away with my a renewed sense of life!
Here’s another one of my happy students and customers:
I have attended an in-person workshop with Hana, purchased a reading, and a physical product (desktop planner). Every interaction with Hana is professional and efficient, and also warm and personal. Cannot recommend highly enough! - Melanie Ingham-Myers
Remember this is a limited time offer!
There’s low risk and big reward here folks!
You may have noticed that most of my classes are priced at the $80 mark so this is a huge WIN for you!
Don’t miss out!
P.S. I am offering 5 free classes to folks who need this and can’t afford it. First come first served, no questions asked. Please email me at suburbanwitchery@gmail.com to access this.
